What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:31
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Who was most disrespectful today, Zelensky, Trump, or Vance? Give examples.
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
—
Is helping Ukraine worth risking WW3?
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
George E. Smith, Nobel laureate who envisioned digital imagery, dies at 95 - The Washington Post
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why do only ugly women like me on Tinder? Is it because I'm an ugly man?
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What are the methods used for preserving rice straw in China?
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Night of Champions predictions - Cageside Seats
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
No, not a chance
Inbox: This will be a tough roster to crack - Green Bay Packers
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics